Posts Tagged ‘flying’

19
Jan

First impressions

   Posted by: Heze    in Bali

We’re here, safe and sound.

As I anticipated in the last post, our luggage isn’t, but it should be on its way already. If we’re lucky, it lands in Bali in a few hours and will be transported to us defore dusk. Until then we’ll just have to cope without a few things.

Speaking of few things,  we couldn’t go diving even if we had the time: I did take our certificates out, but it doesn’t really help as long as our swimming gear and Eve’s contact lenses are somewhere on their way.

Anyway,  here we are. First impressions on food, traffic and the diving centre are all good, the locals are friendly and so on. Our accommodation, the Bedroom, only has a bed, fridge, shower, toilet, fan and (at least) one cockroach, so we won’t be spending a lot of time there.

Now we’re off to find some food, and in the afternoon we’ll start studying first aid and do some shopping.  Seems like there’s a lot to learn, but that’s why we’re here. Let’s get busy!

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18
Jan

Fly away

   Posted by: Heze    in We CAN go already!

Right, day one. We’re currently somewhere over Moscow or so, I’ve had a few glasses of wine and everything is going as planned.

Well, when I say everything, I don’t mean to say that our luggage would be in the plane or anything. When we were boarding the plane, the ground staff told us our bags were not received (whatever that means). All in all, we might have to wait a few days to get our stuff to Bali. Good thing we took our log books with us instead of leaving them to the airline company. I’d hate to miss dives because of such rotten luck.

Oh, the flights? I can tell you, Cathay Pacific is great. The plane is spanking new, with individual seat back monitors, on-demand shows and AC sockets for each seat. Yep, freakin’ AC sockets! I can play Monkey Island while going towards Hong Kong at 900 kilometers an hour!

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25
Nov

And we’re off!

   Posted by: Heze    in Bangalore, We CAN go already!

Suitcases, 41kg total – check.

Backpacks, heavy as hell – check.

Passports, immigration papers and tickets – check.

Bonus money to Mr. S for good service – check.

Pants – check.

Off we go!

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12
Apr

How to employ 1.2 billion people

   Posted by: Heze    in Bangalore

The previsit is almost at its end as I am writing this in Paris, waiting for the connecting flight to Helsinki. It has been quite a week and I must admit it is a kind of a relief to return to Europe. The security checks may not be any more efficient than in India, but at least they have left out the hordes of people who just stand there watching your every move. There’s a sense of personal freedom in the air when everyone around you has something proper to do.

I thought the process of getting in a plane in Finland is overcomplicated, but it’s actually the opposite. In Oulu you check in with one person, go through the security check with at most two persons, and show your boarding pass to one person just before entering the plane.

India is… a bit different.

When you arrive at Bangalore airport, there’s a guard on the door verifying that you have tickets to a plane that leaves within some hours or so. Before the check-in queue there’s a person who hands you a departure card you’re supposed to fill before passport control. When you get to the front of the queue, another person tells you which desk you should go to, and only after that you can do the actual check-in.

Skip forward a couple of minutes to the passport queue. If it so happens that you didn’t get the departure card before, there’s someone to give you a new one. After filling in the details you wait in the line and finally get to a desk where one person checks your passport, visa and departure card. If all goes well, you get a new stamp in your passport and proceed to the next guard – about five meters after the desks – and he verifies that your passport and boarding pass have correct stamps in them.

Before you get to the security check, there’s an officer who gives you a tag for each piece of cabin luggage you are carrying (includes handbags and such). The tag must be filled in with passenger name, nationality, destination and other such details before it is attached to the bag. The security check itself is quite similar to the Finnish one, but every single passenger is scanned with a handheld metal detector, even if the walk-through one doesn’t detect anything. After scanning you and your luggage the guard stamps your boarding pass and all the tags in your bags. Before you get to the secured area, a separate guard – again about five meters later – checks the stamps in your boarding pass and luggage. If for some reason the stamps are not there, you have to go back and get them.

We’re finally through to the gate, but the fun is far from over.

The boarding process starts with a person checking your passport and boarding pass, followed by a check that all your luggage tags have security stamps in them. Half-way down the tube there is a table for random security checks as well as a person who separates the boarding pass from the ticket. Shortly after him there is a guard who checks your boarding pass for security stamps, and you finally get to step on board. Of course the flight attendants want to see your pass once more in order to guide you to the correct aisle. The you just sit down and enjoy the flight as usual.

Overpopulation, anyone?

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3
Apr

Above Ahmedabad

   Posted by: eve    in Are we there yet?

This is my first trip to India and I’m eagerly waiting for the first impressions.

Air France has served us well so far, and the very first trip as a married couple has gone beautifully. This is of course saying less than 24 hours into the trip, we’ll see what happens later on.

They say all sorts of things about travelling with your loved ones, but this time I think it’s pretty easy.

At this phase I’m just watching the third movie for the flight, sipping on some white wine (Couleurs du Sud Chardonnay 2007) and waiting for what’s yet to come. Bring it on…

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3
Apr

We’re flying again!

   Posted by: Heze    in Are we there yet?

Somehow I’m having a deja vu feeling here. Again I find myself in a plane somewhere over Middle East, waiting to land in India and politely discussing with stewardesses if sir would like another beer or not. At this rate it will only take until end of the century and every airline will have me banned for abusing free beverages.

The difference is that this time I’m here with my darling wife. We’re some two hours from Bangalore and it’s been about 13 hours since we left Oulu airport. The total duration of the transit from door to door should be somewhere around 16 to 18 hours, depending on conditions upon our arrival. I’ll be really surprised if our luggage survived not one, but two really short transfers in Helsinki and especially in Paris. I now understand why Charles de Gaulle airport has been nominated as one of the worst international ones in the world. Somehow the frenchies manage to make simple transfers so complicated I would rather solve differential equations instead of doing hasty transfers in CDG.

I hate the fact that I will have to post this only when I get back to Finland, but I really don’t have much choice. My server update went horribly wrong just a couple of days before departure, so this post will be hopelessly late. I’m seriously considering a move to a web hotel.

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21
Jan

Return of the Jedi

   Posted by: Heze    in Are we there yet?

My last day in Bangalore (for now) was quite a hectic one. The day at the office was full of trainings, meetings and even a surprise souvenir from my beloved colleagues in the Corporation. After work I went to see how expats live here and found out that the apartment I saw was much more to my tastes than DD or the Engineers place. We had a hilarious dinner with a few colleagues, some of which are coming to Finland in a few months. Right now I’m pretty optimistic that working in India can be a feasible option for me.

I arrived at the airport a little over two hours before departure, only to again find out that I’m early. The security staff on the entrace looks really scary with their AK-47s and commando-style headwear, especially when some of them take shelter against the cold by wrapping scarves over their heads. Add in the sand bag bunker on the roadside and you could imagine arriving on a terrorist training camp of some sort.

During check-in I found out that I had been hauling a total of 34 kilograms of luggage with me all the way from the hotel. No wonder I feel a little fatigued and my muscles ache. I think I succeeded in distributing the weight pretty well, since my hand bag with its two extra kilograms was accepted without scrutiny (is that the correct word in here? Maybe it is now). Finally I was charged 60 euros for two kilograms, although my check-in overweight was more that double of that. Thanks to the friendly airline worker for that.

— (Some 10 hours later in the German airspace)

Ah, the bloody air travel organizations and their overenthusiastic security paranoia. I have to admire the amount of irrational and completely useless rules they have introduced since 9/11. The goddamn Germans nicked my whiskey bottle in Frankfurt, even though it was properly sealed and bought from a certified tax free shop. The problem? It was sold, certified and sealed outside EU.

The bottle is exactly the same, the sealed container is exactly the same, the price is at least almost the same, but still Ms. Sauerkraut-Nussbaum could not allow me to take it with me in the cabin. Being in a hurry already, I couldn’t check it in, so I had to leave it there. Another 50 dollars well spent, goddammit.

I took everything out of my generous 45-minute transit time and bought a new one. I’m still pissed.

— (Just now)

So I’m back in Finland and trying to adjust to the cold again. It seems like I won’t be here for long since the top management has already approved the resources for my expat contract and the guys in Bangalore are already working on the arrangements. It may be that I will be celebrating my birthday in India already.

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